Gordon Ramsey Is Hiding In Your Browser

Saw this pop up at the bottom of my browser while watching a video of Tom Cruise in a dance off at a wedding.

But since it's Gordon Ramsey, I think it needs something.

There.

By the way, the video makes it obvious  that Tom Cruise's mind writing checks his body can't cash.

Don't get him started about Top Gun

Jamie Foxx will star in Quentin Tarantino's next movie. The Oscar winner will play the titular character, a freed slave who tries to rescue his long-lost love, Broomhilda, from a plantation owner.

Finally, a movie where pre- Civil War characters talk endlessly about movies from the 1970's!

Mutants in the Forbidden Zone

Remember in the eighties all those movies about people living in a post apocalyptic wasteland? In most of them, there was some place called "The Zone". People reverted to older ways of living and mutants roamed the landscape.

That's a reality now in the area around Cernobyl.

http://outsideonline.com/adventure/travel-pf-201103-chernobyl-wildlife-refuge-sidwcmdev_154483.html

Oh, that rascally William Shatner!

It's hard out there for an overconsumer.

You know, I like the sausage on a stick surrounded by pancake. But it's kind of a drag when you get halfway through and have to eat around the stick. Can someone do something about that?

Oh, thanks.

Cable TV, you foul temptress!

So I'm watching Bridezillas (don't judge me).

She's from San Francisco, he's from back woods Mississippi. They're the original odd couple!

Hubby to be seems pretty laconic until the couple is discussing their wedding wish list and he drops the most epically awesome line in TV history:

"I can't wear camouflage and I wanted a monkey. That's the only thing I wanted and she wouldn't let me have it"

Sir, I tip my hat to you.

Most Rocking Coat Of Arms

The only thing the coat of arms of Nunavut is missing is a tiger playing an electric guitar.